Now a days whatsapp is growing very rapidly and many users searching for status to put in his/her whatsapp account. So, here is collection of top 100 best whatsapp status which you would like to make your whatsapp status. :D
Top 100 Whatsapp Status
- Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to my police report.
- I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
- If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
- Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
- Born to express not to impress.
- Silent people have the loudest minds.
- Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
- You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
- Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.
- If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
- I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
- Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
- You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
- You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
- When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!
- I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
- If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
- Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
- The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
- Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
- Be a good person, But don't try to prove.
- Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
- Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
- I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
- If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
- When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
- I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
- I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
- I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
- If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
- When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
- If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
- I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
- I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
- Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
- I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
- Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
- I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
- Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
- Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
- I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
- Nothing is over until you stop trying.
- Person you love is 72.8% water.
- I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
- People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
- 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
- When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
- she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
- I drink to make other people interesting.
- If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
- Save water drink beer.
- Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
- Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
- Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
- His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
- Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
- Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
- The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
- Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
- Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
- Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
- I love my job only when I'm on vacation
- Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
- Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
- The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
- Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
- My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
- FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
- That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
- If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
- How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
- Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
- When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
- Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
- Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
- There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
- Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
- I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
- I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
- When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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- I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
- My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
- Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
- Hey there whatsapp is using me.
- I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
- You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
- Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
- “Success” all depends on the second letter.
- Life is Short – Chat Fast!
So, now all the top 100 whatsapp status ends, choose your right now........